February 2011
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Two churches located across the street from each...
January 2011
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New goal for this year
Learn how to flirt. I don’t want to die alone in a house infested with diseased cats eating my brain. (HA, zombie cats!)
Any suggestions?
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I love it when...
I see my mom on weekends and she brings me goodies.
This week, I got goldfish crackers.
Boo-yah! I love feeling like I’m 5 again.
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The police just called...
and GUESS WHAT????
They just arrested somebody for my stolen car. He has been driving it hot-wired for the past month. I was too shocked to remember to ask the cop how he got arrested.
And get this, *DRUM ROLL*, are you ready? you sure? because here it comes!
It’s being held in the impound because it needs to be investigated for other offenses.
Say what? my car is under arrest for...
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Dear Wendy's Restaurant, I boycott you.
My mom received a “Meal For Two” Wendy’s certificate for volunteering at a charitable organization which expires end of this month, so we thought we’d forgo cooking tonight and get ourselves fatten up with greasy goodness.
We went through the drive-thru due to unfavorable winter conditions, and when we were ready to pay, the cashier looked at our certificate with confusion...
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Don't you hate it when...
You walk into an empty public washroom with all the possibilities laid out before you.
Enthralled by excitement and the dilemma of picking the right stall.
Should you take the first stall? or the middle? or the last?
You leave it to chance, having faith in the Washroom God that you will find your way to the right stall as it is your destiny.
Marching confidently with feet guided by higher...
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Do you ever...
feel like ripping your skin off?
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Oh gosh darn it!
I might be in trouble.
Finally got a hold of my car insurance peeps to finally settle with my stolen car claim. Got a decent amount I guess….but, I won’t get the money for at least a week.
And guess when they want the rental back?
By Monday. I’M SCREWED!!!!!!
I need to find a new (used) car to buy PRONTO!
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People are not my forte.
Is it just me or are human social interactions Oh-So-Exhausting?
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early-onset-of-night asked: Your car was stolen!?
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Luminous tendril of celestial wish
early-onset-of-night:
grant me a day I can have in a dish spend me an eagle, cast me a star O I’ve never wanted anything like I want me a car…
-Michael Kindt
My thoughts exactly.
Why is looking for an used car to buy such a hassle? argh! I’m sick of crappy cars selling for high prices.
Need . Car . Now!
P.S. Damn you car thief, you are the bane of my existence and I shake my fists...
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Nostalgia
Haunted by this empty silence, unsettling, impermeable, seeping through my porous skin.
Mingled dichotomy, shades of grey, permanent crevice, of Pandora’s jar.
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Here's some human breast milk cheese to go with...
Hungry for some human breast milk cheese anyone?
It comes in 3 delicious flavors folks! Sweet Airy Equity - a mild and hard cheese made from a young Chinese mother from midtown Manhattan. Here’s a little someting for those people with Yellow Fever. Wisconsin Bang - a spicy creamy cheese made from a lawyer’s assistant from Wisconsin who loves spiced foods. Something for the folks...
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Early Onset of Night: I wonder what PETA's take on... →
This. Is. Fucking. Sick. *please excuse my language*
early-onset-of-night:
It’s real, see?
What they do is take human skin and make leather out of it. A wallet costs $14,000, a belt $15,750.
The company addresses the astronomical pricing, saying their clients “are amongst the lucky few who have everything they could possibly desire.”
In short, the ickiest type of rich person: bored....
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Well, I guess Japan is disappearing...
This is surprising, considering their wild fetishes…
Japanese Teens Not Interested in Sex
by Edith Zimmerman on January 14th, 2011
Japan is disappearing:
36% of males aged 16 to 19 surveyed described themselves as “indifferent or averse” towards having sex. That’s a near 19% increase since the survey was last conducted in 2008. … [And] a whopping 59% of female respondents aged 16 to...
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WatchPeach and Zelda talk about loving getting kidnapped, haha.
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WatchPeach and Zelda talk about loving getting kidnapped, haha.
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Say What? Generation Gap?
Today, two co-workers of mine guffawed when I admitted that I have never watched Dora the Explorer and didn’t know the monkey was called Boots. Then they preceded to tell me “Ohh, wrong generation”, followed by, “You are not hip and happening anymore!”.
It’s disheartening that I am experiencing generation gap at the semi-tender age of 24. I’m trailing...
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Kyoko has a blog: I’ve realized that i’m anti... →
This sums me up to a tee.
brain-food:
I’ve realized that i’m anti social because i’m lazy. Being social requires energy and constant interest. Sometimes I wish it could be like elementary school where all you had to do was go up to somebody or sit next to them and say, “we’re friends now.” Thats it. Nothing more. Maybe a punch to the arm to confirm being tagged into the friendship.
Now it...
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Scared...
Oh my, there’s this old man standing in the cafeteria laughing in a maniacal manner and saying “I’m watching you” in a creepy raspy voice. I guess sitting in a hospital cafeteria near the psych ward has its pitfalls.
