doctom666 replied to your link: Fishbol | Bookseat cool ! only in canada? I’m not sure. In fact, I don’t even know how much it costs and it doesn’t say on the website. Yeah I know, I’m real useful.
On eating a cheesecake with a hard cookie crust.
Niece stabs the cookie crust as hard as she can with her fork to no avail. Niece: *cries* Sister: Why are you so angry? Niece: I CAN’T EAT IT!!!!!!!! Niece continues crying.
Matt Pond PA - Remains
Fishbol | Bookseat →
Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed...
early-onset-of-night: Raised in a $1.5 million Barrington Hills, Ill., home by their attorney father, two grown children have spent the last few years pursuing a unique lawsuit against their mom for “bad mothering” that alleges damages caused when she failed to buy toys for one and sent another a birthday card he didn’t like. The alleged offenses also include failing to take her daughter to a...
James Blake - Wilhelms Screams
Muahaha! So long MF'ers!
I QUIT!!!!!!!! Oh yes, you heard me. I officially handed in my 2 weeks notice today. It feels good to make life changes.
So I was sitting on the toilet this...
As I was getting ready to pee, my niece rushes into the bathroom, pointed to her storybook on top of the sink, and screamed “Don’t pee on my book okay?” and ran out of the bathroom. I laughed so hard that my bladder contracted…and we all know what that means. Good thing I was on the toilet already. And yes, I realize I just shared way too much personal information. Good...
I was just told I have no boundaries when I talk.
This is true. I tend to digress into subjects that are considered socially “yucky” and tend to share too much of my private life and thoughts. Hence why I have a Tumblr and why I’m writing about this.
Joshua Radin - One Of Those Days So I crawl...
Best . Engagement/Wedding . Photos . Ever.
Julian Sunmi Park and Benjamin Jinsuk Lee sure are the most creative couple when it comes to engagement/wedding photos. Awww, they made zombies cute. Source: Badass Digest
I'm continually surprised by how much English my...
I just asked my sister if I can add chocolate into her s’mores in English thinking that she still doesn’t understand English. My sister said no. My niece turned to me, looked up, gave me her sad puppy eyes with a perfect pout, and quietly said “I want chocolate”. She then looked down to the floor, drooped her head, and fidgeted with her dress. Well, I guess we...
Artist James Hopkins
Sources: The Inspiration and James Hopkins
I'm feeling nostalgic tonight.
Source: meghanr83 This photo reminds me of my childhood. Walking to school and back with my best friend, meandering through our playground of bamboo and tea fields. We’d try to find new shortcuts everyday and make new routes for our maze. All the while looking out for Greater Green Snakes and searching for bamboo shoots that I could take home. I miss the smell of early morning breeze...
Ah...Great. Just Great.
The oven heating element just broke in half in the middle of croissant baking. WWWHHHYYYY???? I’m finally in the mood to bake and this is what happens. Who wants to eat my failed batch of half-cooked dough?
Taiwan Laomei Coast Stone Trench
On eating the last doughnut.
This all happened while I was still asleep this morning.
Niece: Grandma wants to eat the doughnut.
Sister: Then go ask Grandma.
Niece: Grandma you want to eat doughnut?
Niece: Little auntie wants to eat the doughnut.
Sister: Then go ask little auntie.
Niece: Little auntie doesn't want to eat it.
Sister: You never even asked her. You have to share.
Niece: But I don't want to share. I want to have my own.
Sister: You want the doughnut don't you?
And now my doughnut has 2 two-year-old sized bites out of it.
Lesson learned: If you appear in a fake engagement...
The Cinematic Orchestra - To Build A Home
Phew! Being fake engaged sure is hard work!
Pretending to be in love with my fake fiancee during our fake engagement photo shoot sure doubled my social-awkwardness quota for the week.
The awkward moment when your mother and her...
They have forever ruined Edelweiss for me and the token Asian karaoke time hasn’t even started yet.
Metric - Help I’m Alive (Acoustic)
jtotheizzoe: Marine biologist and video author Roger Hanlon invites you to play FIND THE OCTOPUS! (via SciFri)
doctom666 replied to your post: What would you assume if… nothing…I live in California!! Haha what does that mean?
kristayyc replied to your post: What would you assume if… Laundry time? jonacristel replied to your post: What would you assume if… why did you do it? I needed 25 quarters for a physics lab LOL. I wish I had a more exciting story to tell, sorry for the disappointment guys. I’ll do better next time in coming up with a better story…like handing the quarters out to 25...
What would you assume if...
You saw a 25 year old woman ask a bank teller to change 7 dollars into all quarters? Yeah, I got some weird looks today. I wonder what people thought of me.
doctom666 replied to your photo: (via @JPSowin) cool pic….what city is that?? I’m not sure, the picture didn’t have any descriptions…Haha sorry!
ybnormal: yb Fazioli Piano M.Liminal “Designed by NYT Line The music of shape and the design of sound are created in the M. Liminal model, designed by NYT Line and Philippe Gendre. Just as consonance and dissonance are organised in music, M. Liminal’s shapes and colours are combined in asymmetric but orderly designs. Inspired by the sea, the shape of the side evokes the...
I swear there is a gene locus for "love of food".
My niece came home today with a new English phrase. As she ran from the front door she screamed “I love food!” Yup. We’re definitely related.