I need a boy toy

Nothing serious.
Does that sound bad?
I’m not a horrible person, really.
Please give me a chance to explain.

Reasons:
1) To keep my mind off things, things such as the ex (bleh).
2) I’m bored with my life.
3) It’s almost summer time and I’d like to go out and do stuff.
4) I’m bored.
5) I have nothing interesting to blog about and he’d be the perfect topic (to cover up my lack of personality).
6) I’m bored.
7) There are only so many pictures of my niece that I have and can post.
8) I’m bored. 

All justifiable reasons. RIGHT?

Oh wait….I might be a horrible person, a teeny tiny bit.

P.S. Currently accepting applications