We had a good run, but one day with Melbourne trumps all you had to offer.
I want.
Christmas present?? eh? eh??
It’s like having the Calgary Stampede in your mouth.
The $179.99 doughnut maker from Nostalgia Electrics sits on your kitchen counter and magically transforms raw doughnut batter into little halos of sin. All the flipping and frying is handled automatically, with your treats popping out at the far end of the machine.
Safety windows let you observe the action without accidentally frying your fingers. It even has a component called the “donut slide.”
The device makes 30 mini doughnuts per batch, features a drip tray to siphon off a little of the grease, and plays the “Hallelujah” chorus as each hot doughnut arrives. OK, I made up that last feature.
It takes about 90 seconds to go from batter to fatter. The finished doughnuts can be eaten plain, iced, covered in powdered sugar, or dosed with maple syrup with a piece of bacon on top. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
I’m hopeful someone will come up with a doughnut bong to deliver the little morsels directly to your mouth from the machine. Get busy, makers.
Source: CNET
Well, this is disappointing.
I’m gonna cry myself to sleep now.
Rainy weather.
Delicious brunch.
$54 worth of quality chocolates.
And now I bury my guilt and sorrow of limited funds in memories of deliciousness.
Have a great weekend everyone! =)
Here are some chocolates to make your weekend even better.
Oh wait…You can’t have any…ahaha…haha..ha….ha…mmm this is awkward.
We had a little Fam-jam last weekend at the Calgary Corn Maze and this sign was at the entrance.
My mommy dearest didn’t understand why they would give coffee and goat to unattended children…FOR FREE!!!
She then proceeded to lecture about how irresponsible parents shouldn’t get free stuff.
I had to explain to her that it was a joke and why these irresponsible parents are not rewarded, but punished, with caffeine and serotonin infused children.
I don’t find this joke funny anymore.
Oh..wait, right, never. I almost forgot where I live. 20 cm of wet snow guys. And it will continue on through the week. Happy spring Calgarians!!!
When the winter storm warning was in effect yesterday, my friend Ria was hoping it was a April fool’s joke.
I laughed at her silliness, but secretly hoped it was true.
Well, look what accumulated over night.
Just took my sister to the CBSA office to declare her boxes.
The bitch ”nice lady” told my sister that from experience, no one brings 60 pairs of used underwear to Canada when they move. They must all be new, therefore, my sister is lying to her and all 35 boxes must be opened and inspected.
Keep in mind, it’s underwear for a family of three.
My sister tried to explain to her about the underwear situation, and the officer raised her voice and said “Why are you even trying to argue with me?”.
She also asked my sister for a receipt for the Wii she bought three years ago.
I know some you are thinking that “she’s just doing her job”, but I refuse to accept that explanation. It’s too boring and I need something extraordinary.
I think the suspicion arose when my sister walked in with a possibly sinister and dangerous two year old.
