Dear Wendy’s Restaurant, I boycott you.

My mom received a “Meal For Two” Wendy’s certificate for volunteering at a charitable organization which expires end of this month, so we thought we’d forgo cooking tonight and get ourselves fatten up with greasy goodness.

We went through the drive-thru due to unfavorable winter conditions, and when we were ready to pay, the cashier looked at our certificate with confusion and toddled along to get his manager. The manager then informed us that “we do not accept this because we are a franchise location, not a corporate location”.

What . The . Flying . Fuck?

No shit you’re a franchise location, and so are all the other Wendy’s restaurants!
Are you telling me I have to go to corporate headquarters and order there? Are they going to magically make burgers out of paper and fries out of staplers? 

Not only did we have to end up paying for our meal (not the money, but the principle, HA!), but our order was wrong. And to top it all off, the fries were cold! (Oh no! Anything but the fries!!!!).

To say the least, this was the least satisfying greasy-goodness meal ever. No great-salt-and-cholesterol-overload aura.

So there, Wendy’s, we can no longer be friends and I must end our relationship. I’m sorry I have to let you go.