Hungry for some human breast milk cheese anyone?
It comes in 3 delicious flavors folks!
Sweet Airy Equity - a mild and hard cheese made from a young Chinese mother from midtown Manhattan. Here’s a little someting for those people with Yellow Fever.
Wisconsin Bang - a spicy creamy cheese made from a lawyer’s assistant from Wisconsin who loves spiced foods. Something for the folks that like sweet young ladies who’s a sexpot in disguise.
City Funk - a stinky cheese from a reserved lady from Manhattan. Something for those with urban housewife fantasies.
Can you imagine eating these fine cheeses with utensils with fine human leather wrapped handles and fine human leather place mats? Oh yeah, now that’s living!
Early Onset of Night’s blog about human leather is here
For any of you that are actually interested in tasting them, go here
This. Is. Fucking. Sick.
*please excuse my language*
It’s real, see?
What they do is take human skin and make leather out of it. A wallet costs $14,000, a belt $15,750.
The company addresses the astronomical pricing, saying their clients “are amongst the lucky few who have everything they could possibly desire.”
In short, the ickiest type of rich person: bored. So you got this bored, rich person just hanging around his mansion waiting to die, and he orders up a belt made out of a dead guy. He can now say to his bored, rich friends: “See this belt? It’s made out of Mark.”
And for a few seconds, he isn’t bored anymore.
On another note, can you imagine an organization as passionate as PETA except for people? PETP? Wow.
In my opinion, PETA is only possible in a bored, rich country. It could never have arisen in, say, Ethiopia.
Anyway. Human fucking leather. How about that?