I need this.
Is there an unnatural phenomenon happening in the world?
Is the world ending?
I just voluntarily cleaned my room and filed my bank statements because I felt like it.
So I just got my friend Ria to listen to that mysterious voice mail I’ve been too scared to listen to.
There was no crazy screaming or threats to kill puppies.
It was my mother.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I suppose she called from Skype and that’s why the number showed up as 000-012-3456 (at least according to Google).
I’m an idiot.
I’m so embarrassed.
Go on, laugh, I deserve it.
I just got a call from this strange number, so I ignored it and googled it.
Supposedly a lot of people have been getting weird calls from this number and saying various things. Some get complete silence, some get screams, some are threatened, some get “I’m going to kill puppies”, or random ones asking for money.
They left a 30s message in my voice mail and I’m too scared to listen to it.
I think I’m going to wait until I’m surrounded by friends and listen to it together because I’m a coward and doesn’t want to hear random terrifying screams or threats from a complete stranger.
Where’s my mommy? I need my night light.
That man, right there, LOVES cars. So much so that he has sex with them. All 1000 of them.
His name is Edward smith, 57 years old, and currently lives in Washington with this “girlfriend” in this picture, named Vanilla.
He started having sex with cars when he was just 15 and says he’s never been attracted to women or men (though he has slept with girls in his younger days).
His greatest love-making session was with a helicopter from 1980’s TV hit Airwolf.
Oh, and he pretty much has sex with any cars that he assumes “needs some loving”. Meaning, he could be having sex with your car, right now.
So here’s my question, does he use the exhaust pipe?
And if so, without belittling his manhood, how?
Here’s the full article: Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
Sometimes, my geekiness surprises even me.
Me: We are such good friends that we are like electron pairs.
Izzy: O.M.G. *laughter* What is Ria? and Seyi?
Me: One can be protons and the other can be neutrons. They are the nucleus that holds us together.
I’m very fortunate to have finally found friends that appreciate my geekiness, get my nerdy jokes, and still love me.
